If your missus is always complaining about you
letting them rip around her, or ladies - if your man
doesn't appreciate it when you trap him in a good
ol' fashioned dutch oven, then today is your lucky
day - because a study has proven that farts can
help your cells to live.
Yes, farts - those funny sounding and smelly things
that emit from your glorious behind - are good for
your health.
First of all, before we get into the specifics - can we
just ask a question: what the hell sort of university
gave the green light for this study to be conducted?
Because we want to give them a high five, cause
that's fucking awesome.
According to Dr. Mark Wood, one of the researchers
at the University of Exeter:“
Although hydrogen
sulfide is well known as
a pungent, foul-smelling
gas in rotten eggs and
flatulence, it is naturally
produced in the body
and could in fact be a
healthcare hero with
significant implications
for future therapies for a
variety of diseases.”
That's science talk for saying the smell your stinky
ass farts produce gives your body various health
benefits.
More nerd talk from another researcher, Professor
Matt Whiteman:
“When cells become
stressed by disease, they
draw in enzymes to
generate minute
quantities of hydrogen
sulfide (aka ass gas).
This keeps the
mitochondria ticking
over and allows cells to
live. If this doesn’t
happen, the cells die and
lose the ability to
regulate survival and
control inflammation
THIS IS REAL AND HELPING
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